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A Little Further From Fact

I reluctantly accompanied my friends to the airport four hours before my flight time, all three of us fooling me that I would be able to spend the one hour between their flight and mine watching birds. Little did I know that I would have preferred watching hens hatching eggs to that long wait. On [...]

My Unique Movie Watching Experience

The first time I heard about The Man From Earth was a few months ago. The movie is an hour-long discussion of sorts that ensues when a pedagogue presents to his colleagues the hypothesis of a man who has been alive for the past 14000 years. We can imagine how this could go on. My [...]

Terminator Series Salvaged

I was expecting McG’s Terminator Salvation to wind up the Terminator series, an entirely unoriginal and irrational expectation. Little did I know to interpret the title literally: “Terminator Salvation” means “a means of preserving Terminator (series)”. Go lookup the dictionary. In The Terminator (1984) a T-800 model was sent from the future to kill Sarah [...]

Happy Birthday Roger Ebert

Today is Roger Ebert’s birthday. Sixty-seven years young. I wish him a long prose-ful life. A little more than a year ago, I discovered his official website and journal. It was easy to identify my role model in criticism and I started religiously reading his reviews and blogs, even though I have little chance of [...]

Bollywood Bronzing

Miranda Priestly: This… ‘stuff’? Oh… ok. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put [...]